Is it Colin Farrell in 'Phone Booth'? Rock Hudson and Doris Day in 'Pillow Talk'? No!
It's this gem, which has surfaced on YouTube and which a) has absolutely made our day and b) should serve as a lesson to all budding screenwriters.
Is it for real? Has it been faked? Either way, we don't care. Because it's awesomely awful/silly.
(Via Twenty Two Words)