Given how well Jodie Marsh's previous footwear/teapot mashup did in terms of column inches we're not exactly surprised to see her in another pair of outlandish heels on her way into the ITV studios.
They are, however, supremely creepy in a way that jamming your foot into a high-heeled teapot just isn't.
For one, they involve a lot of bits of bird or a lot of bits of fake bird. And we're not just talking feathers. There is basically a dismembered bird standing on Jodie's right foot. In a nest - the bird's home. That's creepy, right?
And then on the left foot is another nest. With an egg and a rosary. An unborn bird and a rosary. It's like there's an avian horror film set on her feet.
To soothe you here's a very different shoe gallery involving the work of Manolo Blahnik and not a single bird limb.