11/07/2013 15:50 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Bikini Babe: You Definitely Didn't Eat All The (Mince) Pies Did You, Jessica Alba?

Who? Jessica Alba.

What? Making girls all over the world cry into their cappuccino - and hastily plan their 2013 diet regime and workout plan - showing off a perfect bikini body on holiday in Mexico.


The star donned a zesty orange strapless bikini as she soaked up the rays in Cabo San Lucas, where she rang in the New Year with her two children and hubby Cash Warren.

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Annoyingly, the actress says she doesn't diet, but she is about to release a book called The Honest Life, about natural and "non-toxic living", so we can't imagine she stuffs down a whole box of Celebrations in one sitting... Not that we do that either, of course (anymore).

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Where? Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Verdict? Not fair. Nuff said.

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