11/07/2013 15:05 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Chelsee Healey Attempts Fierce, Achieves Terrifying

Who? Chelsee Healey

What? WTF more like. We don't even know where to begin, except to say that you probably shouldn't try this look at home.

Where? The Rose Club, London.

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Chelsee could learn some lessons in sartorial modesty from this lady: