11/07/2013 19:25 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

CSI: Sequins (Tamara Ecclestone Models Not Amazing Sparkly Outfit)

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Socialite, Tamara Ecclestone, made an appearance on the runway as part of Atil Kutoglu's spring/summer 2013 show during Istanbul Fashion Week.

The look in question was a sequinned affair. We say affair because we are reluctant to have to make the judgement call on whether it's a jumpsuit or a two-piece of some kind.

Luckily/unluckily, whether it is one continuous clothing event with bits missing or a matching top and bottoms deal, it is still criminally unflattering.

Furthermore, Istanbul Fashion Week, there will never be a good time to force us to even CONSIDER having to use the phrase "sequinned camel toe". If you could bear that in mind for autumn/winter we'd be really grateful.

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