11/07/2013 18:47 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Dolly Parton Bitten By Radioactive Splash Country Spider?

dolly parton superhero

Who? Splash Woman (a.k.a. country singer and philanthropist Dolly Parton)

What? A red and blue superhero costume complete with rhinestones, beads and a glitzy cape - this is Dolly after all!

Where? The announcement of RiverRush - the first watercoaster at Splash Country, part of the Dollywood theme park.

Why? Why not? It's probably best not to ask, just sit back and enjoy...

dolly parton superhero

dolly parton superhero

And, as a point of comparison here's Lady Gaga - can the newcomer even compete with the mighty Dolly?