11/07/2013 19:17 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Duchess Kate Tries To Avoid Topless News Stories, Her Cousin? Not So Much

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One of the emails we have this morning is about how artist formerly known as Kate Middleton is battling against further publication of topless pictures taken while she and Prince WIlliam were on holiday in France.

And, because the email gods love a nice juxtaposition, another one was a set of pictures of Duchess Kate's second cousin, Katrina Darling, performing her burlesque routine with only a set of pasties to cover her modesty by the end.

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At least the universe seems to have a sense of humour, eh?