11/07/2013 19:16 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Fashion Priest Vs Fergie-The-Duchess And Gown


In a world where Fergie-The-Pea is currently out of style favour thanks to her hideous blazer dress, we must turn to OTHER Fergie (the Duchess flavoured one) for style salvation. Believe us. We didn't think that day would come. Here she is at the Novak Djokovic Foundation inaugural dinner - has she delivered? Read on for Fashion Priest's feelings:

"I'm on the proverbial fashion fence on this one. It's definitely not bringing me out in the evangelical ecstasy sweats but it is slightly better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. My main issues (and probably a lot of the world's main issues) stem from that heinous butterfly applique purse. If only Fergie had called the 1-800-FASH-PRIEST hotline, I would have exorcised the bag, the belt and those dangly earrings in one shake of a lamb (of God's) tail."