11/07/2013 19:15 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Fashion Priest Vs Kim Kardashian And Her FNO Big Belted Business

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Kim Kardashian, fashion icon (err, sort of), joined in the Fashion's Night Out fun wearing a figure hugging black number with a belt big enough to imply she had been victorious in a bout of wrestling. Here's Fashion Priest's official response:

"Now, everyone knows I love the Sisters Kardashian as much as the next Priest (what divorce?). But all the black? Who died? And more importantly, why wasn't I asked to perform the last fashion rites?

"The eye make-up screams 'lingerie catalogue'. As do those ankle-cuff shoes. And somewhere there's a small championship boxer who wants his belt back.

"Step this way into my confashional booth, Mrs Kardashian. We need a little tete-a-tete..."

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