11/07/2013 19:19 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Fashion Priest Vs Pink's Wardrobe Adjustment Venue


There are moments when you need to make slight adjustments to your undergarments. Most of us find a dark corner or a toilet cubicle serves that purpose. Pink's venue of choice was NBC's Today Show stage. Over to you, Fashion Priest...

"I'm not tickled any colour at all by this look. Certainly not pink. The gratuitous thigh is very sloppy. It should be illegal to team a Louboutin peep toe with this goth cheerleader ensemble. Adjusting an outfit on stage is a total no-no in my books, come hell or high water. Even if a gown is halfway down one's legs on the runway, one must always maintain a look of stoic impassivity. Also, I've never been a fan of that shaved mohawk look (and you can tell Miley I said that too)."