Fashion Priest Vs Sharon Osbourne On The CBS Red Carpet

Fashion Priest Vs Sharon Osbourne On The CBS Red Carpet

Sharon Osbourne sashayed her way down the red carpet and into the CBS 2012 premiere party wearing a rather snazzy suit. We pressed Fashion Priest for commentary and here's what he came back with...

"Shazza has always been one of those celeb-anomalies to moi. Somehow, she dodged cosmetic surgery 'cat face' and came out looking rather satisfactory on the other side. Frankly, I'm rather peeved about it. Even when I threatened her with eternal damnation, she wouldn't share the doctor deets. She knew I was bluffing. Doesn't miss a beat this one."

Poor Fashion Priest, he'll just have to stick to the old sellotape-by-the-temples trick...

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