11/07/2013 19:19 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Fashion Priest Vs The Celebrity Cast Of Cinderella

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Yaaaaaaay! It's pantomime press photocall season! Liz McClarnon and Coleen Rooney are going to be treading the boards in Cinderella. What does Fashion Priest think of that?

"Oh MyDaily, you terrible horribles! Shame on you! You knew I'd have to bite my tongue to get through this one. Not even a glass slipper in sight (I've become obsessed after the Simone Rocha A/W 12 collection.) Your Fashion Priest is most certainly not a fan of fancy dress, especially when it involves diamante and (shudder) tap shoes. I'll attempt to end on a positive note and feign marginal interest in the headpiece...but you lot are pushing it."

Killjoy :P