11/07/2013 15:18 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Fashion Priest Vs The Combined Powers Of William And Kate

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge work on their accessorising as a team in the Solomon Islands and the Duchess's usual sausage curls collapse in the face of the humidity. Fashion Priest offers sartorial insight and illumination:

"First things first. Look at that Royal rug! One more button, a pair of flares and he'd be right at home in Studio 54. That aside, I do wish that these two would accessorise as a couple more often, its precious. Just like when the Beckhams used to do those double-leather looks. I lived for that! I'm also rather pleased to see Kate embrace a less Cocker Spaniel-esque approach to her hair. Those four banana curls were starting to get a bit tiresome. This is trés-humidity chic."