11/07/2013 19:20 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Inside Soap Awards 2012 Red Carpet: The Bad, The Ugly, &Amp; The Kind Of OK

The Inside Soap Awards are a definite guilty pleasure for Team MyDaily. The sheer volume and range of flesh and flammable fabrics on display is genuinely mind-boggling.

From Tricia Penrose's pseudo breastfeeding frock to Chelsee Healey's Angelina attempt, we heartily recommend that you devote at least a few minutes of your day to admiring, berating and scrutinising the below.