11/07/2013 20:23 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Jessica Wright Does TBD (That's Tight Black Dress) For TOWIE Wrap Party

Oh Jessica Wright. Words really do escape us, and that doesn't happen too often.

The brunette rolled up to The Only Way Is Essex wrap party at The Cavendish club in London in a TIGHT black dress (TBD) and a jacket which we can only presume she nabbed from Pat Butcher's wardrobe. Sorry.

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On that Pat Butcher note, check the earrings and the shoes. Don't get it twisted, we love a TOWIE star when they nail the glam thang, but Jess needs to lay off the face tan a little. We've all been outside, it's freezing, and we know she didn't get that orange glow laying out in her back garden.