11/07/2013 14:39 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Joan Collins Hangs With Fashion's Bright Young Things At Harvey Nichols

Who: Joan Collins (OBE), Roksanda Ilincic, Marios Schwab, James Long and Bianca Jagger
What: The launch of Harvey Nichols British Designers Secret Garden, which showcases the works London Fashion Week names like Marios Schwab, Roksanda, James Long and MyDaily's Mary Katrantzou in an interactive garden space.

In our humble opinion: If the Queen ever fancied a day off, we'd strongly advise Buckingham Palace to look no further than Joan Collins. The amount of bling that Joanie wears means that she will effortlessly make the transition to crown wearing, and Joan clearly knows the importance of matching her dress to her shoes to her bag to her tights. Joan also has an OBE, which makes her practically a royal in our book. Obvs the Queen wouldn't be quite so brazen with her decolletage and flouncing cuffs...

Bonus info: It was Joan's 79th birthday yesterday.

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