11/07/2013 16:17 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Katy Perry And John Mayer Split AGAIN While Russell Brand Speaks Out About His Marriage

So guess what? On-again-off-again-on-again-and-so-on couple Katy Perry and John Mayer are apparently O.V.E.R.

According to reports, the pair have split for the third time, coincidently while Katy's ex hubby Russell Brand joked about their short-lived marriage on the radio. Awks.

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One insider allegedly told Us magazine, "It's sad. It's not over until it's over. You have to see how things play out." So it's not over? Is it? We're a little confused. One thing's for sure though, Russell is clearly O.V.E.R. his and KP's breakup enough to openly joke about it on the airwaves.

In a special radio show for the Teenage Cancer Trust on XFM, Russell joked that the marriage got off to a "shaky start" and that he "tried his hardest".

"Let me tell you a thing about marriage: Marriage is a bond that can last up to 14 months. This is a sacred 14-month arrangement. Begins on an elephant. Ends in a newspaper," he said.

When the comment was met by laughter by fellow DJs for the day Noel Gallagher and Noel Fielding, he said, "Don't cackle, I tried my hardest. How come you know exactly how long my marriage was? Was you timing it?"

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Gosh, celeb breakups are THE worst. Aren't you glad you're not famous?