11/07/2013 15:03 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Kim K Plays Dress Up For Twitter, Obvs

kim kardashian silver dress

Kim Kardashian is wearing a silver dress that accentuates her most commented upon asset. Her bottom. We're talking about her bottom.

Two questions:

1. Doesn't Kim look slightly like Penelope Cruz with that hair?

2. Does ANYONE else have either Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot or My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas in their head?

Bonus third thing, we went on a trip to a five star hotel and we stole a pair of slippers (we're ninety percent sure the hotel intended us to have them) that look EXACTLY like the pair in the background. They don't go with the silver sequins gown at all but given we wear ours at pretty much every opportunity we feel we can't really judge her too harshly on that front.