11/07/2013 19:20 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Kim K's White And Gold Swimsuit - A Humanitarian Act?

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More photos of Kim Kardashian in a swimsuit? You betcha - that means it must be a weekday... But instead of passing comment ourselves - we'll pass you over to one well-versed in the minutiae of white robes and garments; Fashion Priest.

"Rather than another Ursula Andress aka Honey Ryder white bikini moment, we have a frumpy M&S catalogue look on our hands. Bond would be going Dr. No where near that ankle length white safari shirt."

Oh dear.

On the plus side Kim's doing some excellent work distracting our attention from the clown shorts Kourtney has opted for so perhaps it can be classed as a humanitarian act?