11/07/2013 15:23 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Kim Kardashian And The Zip Of Potential Disaster

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Kim Kardashian spent Monday afternoon toying with our style expectations as well as courting potential disaster via a skirt zip as she exited the Webster Hotel.

If it had been a meeting scheduled into our Outlook calendar it would have run approximately thus:


1. Minutes From The Previous Meeting

2. The Wearing Of A Denim Shirt From The Wardrobe of One "Kanye West"

3. The Importance Of Buttoning More Than One Button While Wearing A Multi-Button Shirt

4. Pros And Cons Of Tight Bright Skirts

5. Pros And Cons Of Tight Bright Skirts With A Zip (Already Partially Unzipped) Extending From Knee To Waist

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6. Any Other Business

7. Coffee