11/07/2013 19:24 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Kim Kardashian Does The Double Peplum, Is Orange

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The thing about peplums (Pepla? Peplae? Peplii?) is that they give the gift of the hourglass figure to those who are somewhat challenged in the hip department.

Kim Kardashian's hip department is, regardless of your opinion of her as a person, well-stocked. Bountiful even. So the inclusion of not one but TWO peplums (Pepla? Peplae? Peplii?) on this latest figure-hugging white dress is baffling.

She's also orange. So that's nice.

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