11/07/2013 15:08 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Masterpiece Or Diasterpiece? Kelly Brook's Furry Metallic Mash Up

Who? Kelly Brook

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What? Gold. Silver. Lace. Fur. Faux rubies. Smile. Red nails. We're confused.

Where? Heading into Morton's - one of London's posh private clubs - to hang out with friends and scare others with her Star Trek-inspired shoulder wear.

The Verdict? Erm, no. That is all.