Lady Gaga went out for dinner at Mr Chow in Beverly Hills wearing a dress made from what looked suspiciously like bias binding from the local haberdashery.
Pondering the inspiration behind such an outfit - because that's what we do - we have decided that the look was inspired by autumn leaves gradually decaying until all that is left is a fragile web of veins, a reminder of our own mortality.
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Which you then wrap in a wrestler belt, add a dose of visible nipple and some tights we're struggling to find any affection for.
Of course.