11/07/2013 15:09 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

NOT SAFE FOR WORK KLAXON: Brian Atwood's Porny Shoe Advert

You've heard that old adage about how sex sells?

Brian Atwood has also heard it AND has something to sell. How fortuitous then that he should also have access to model Candice Swanepoel, a warehouse full of shoes from his new collection and enough surveillance equipment to start a building security firm.

The result is highly porny except you have to provide your own money shot by spending actual factual money on shoes.

Bottom line: Don't watch it at work because as much as it's intending to make you buy shoes, you might just end up looking for some slightly more gratifying pornography. We assume.

[via FashionEtc]