11/07/2013 18:49 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Paris Hilton Clings To Velour Tracksuit Trend Like A Fashion Barnacle

Ah, the velour tracksuit. Previously, anyone who was anyone had one. Then it somehow became a self-referential Hallowe'en outfit of choice amongst such luminaries as Nicole Richie looking to pay homage to Jennifer Lopez.

paris hilton tracksuit

But apparently Paris Hilton is still wearing them non-ironically to visit her hairdresser in West Hollywood. Can you even do that?

paris hilton velour tracksuit

She seems to think so.

Also, there's not a chance this deserves its own gallery so here are some blonde hair inspirations instead. Lovely.