11/07/2013 15:12 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Pippa Middleton's Been Hanging Out With Andre Balazs, AKA Uma Thurman's Ex

Pippa Middleton, aka Piddleton, has been hangin' loose in New York hipster hotel Shelter Island with New York hipster hotelier Andre Balazs, aka Uma Thurman's ex.

The 28-year-old almost-royal visited the 55-year-old businessman over the weekend and the pair dined at Hamptons restaurant Sunset Beach with a handful of friends, according Us Weekly, but the reasons for the friendly soiree are unclear.

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Pippa "didn't have security" and "was very low-key" during the meal, according to an onlooker. But most troubling is the fact that she was "walking around with bare feet, holding her wedges in her hand." OUTRAGEOUS. Makes Harry's Vegas shenanigans look pretty tame by comparison, doesn't it?

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