11/07/2013 20:04 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Que? My Evening As A Guest At Fawlty Towers

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a guest at Fawlty Towers? MyDaily's Celebrity Writer and self-confessed Fawlty fan Ellen Stewart found herself being served by Manuel, shouted at by Basil and gossiped about by Sybil on an otherwise normal night in London...

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Although I was yet but a glimmer in my mother's eye when Fawlty Towers first aired on telly in the mid Seventies, I AM a fan (I've seen all 12 episodes and everything) of the British TV classic.

So when I was invited to the Faulty Towers (see what they did there?) Dining Experience at the Charing Cross Hotel, I was pretty darn excited. John Cleese is a personal hero of mine and I not-so-secretly wish he was my granddad.

Standing in the bar sipping white wine and waiting for a Fake John Cleese to enter into my life, I reflected that things probably couldn't get much better than this. And then the heavens opened, angels sung and he appeared, with a Fake Manuel in tow to escort us to the dining room.

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I'll put my hands up, I'm not the biggest advocate of sharing tables with strangers (I'm looking at you Wagamama), but I thought, "Oh to hell with it," and threw myself into the spirit of the occasion. I chatted away but couldn't help feeling a little young for the crowd. Luckily I'm really wise beyond my years so it wasn't a really a huge problem. Joke.

The first course arrived in, well, spurts. Half the room was served their pea soup while everyone else waited and Manuel sprinkled chives on the tablecloths – weird. It was all part of the show. You wouldn't expect good service at the real Fawlty Towers would you?

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After waiting 20 minutes for my starter, in which time the lady next to me had fished the chef's false teeth out of her appetiser and Sybil had used a balding man's head as a mirror to adjust her hair, I was ravenous and a little disappointed when I realised I genuinely was in for an evening of authentically awful Seventies-style chow.

However, I found myself forgetting the food because the characters were absolutely brilliant and had me creasing with laughter the entire night. It really did feel like I was in the actual show - a step closer to the real John Cleese!

The Faulty Towers Dining Experience is perfect for a big group of die-hard fans (then you get a table to yourself), preferably who were alive to see the 1970s and can appreciate the humor in the food (my Eighties-born palette couldn't deal with over cooked beans and lumpy mash). Yes, I still felt pretty peckish after a few courses but I left the night full up on funny and I think that's what it was all about.

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