11/07/2013 19:01 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Red Alert: Lydia Is Bright By Name And By Nature In These Scarlet Trousers

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Lydia Bright got into the spirit of Joey Essex's eighties themed birthday party on Thursday with these ridiculously shiny and super tight red trousers.

There were also some eighties-esque shades, some red platforms and a black tee - we'll be honest, it's making us think "What if post-makeover Sandy from Grease* and Top Gun's Maverick had a baby".

Oh, and bonus advice thanks to years of reading teen magazines in the late nineties: We suspect that regular wear of these tight trews is a yeast infection waiting to happen.

*And yes, we know Grease is technically a seventies film but we weren't invited to the party and couldn't pass on our valuable knowledge and we have no idea if she was even consciously referencing it.

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