11/07/2013 15:54 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Saints And Sinners: Oscars Red Carpet

Morning Prayer - while sipping on my brunch flirtini, I grew concerned that there are some serious red carpet pitfalls opening up for our favourite leading ladies. These thoughts could give me frown lines. Not OK. The 70th Globes had winners (aka the fishtail posse), and losers (Heidi. Again) so it is my divine duty to give the celebrity stylists a little pep talk for the long weeks ahead. Petra Flannery, Elizabeth Stewart, Tara Swennen (loving your work on Kristen Stewart, by the way) hear my prayer. This could save the carpet, and your jobs. Samantha McMillan didn't and just look at Johnny Depp.

To deliver my stylist intervention, I believe the only way is to have an Oscar red carpet throwback. This year I am crusading a sharper catwalk influence - cut out crops, fantasy frocks and couture grunge. I am also praying for a next generation Bjork Swan.

Join me in Christian Louboutin prayer.