11/07/2013 19:21 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Salma Hayek Wears Waterproof Skirt To Balmain Show, We Suspect Gore-Tex

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"Guys! I had a revelation! If you add an elasticated waistband to half a Gore-Tex jacket you have a waterproof yet breathable skirt!"

But why would Salma Hayek want a waterproof yet breathable skirt to wear to Balmain's Paris Fashion Week show?

"Why wouldn't I?"

It's a fair point. We were wondering about the non-matching blazer, though...

"Who EVER heard of a homebrew Gore-Tex blazer?"

No further questions.