11/07/2013 19:28 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Teeth Marks: Goldie Called, He Wants His Grill Back

Artists Mariana Fantich and Dominic Young have created the mullet haircut of shoes with this pair of mens lace-ups: the top is all business, while the bottom is total Halloween party.

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you. The soles are made from 1,050 denture teeth, including two golden central incisors. According to their website, Fantich and Young are predominantly concerned with 'social evolution and the evolution of the natural world.'

We're not sure how they represent this mantra, but we do reckon the shoes would be a fantastic addition to a ghoulish Halloween costume. Though can you imagine the crunchy sound they would make as you walked? Creepy.