11/07/2013 15:13 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Top Tip: Don't Look At Gwen Stefani's Flat Tummy After A Burrito Binge

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You know that thing where it was the work summer party on Tuesday so you spent most of Wednesday feeling very sorry for yourself and eating the biggest burrito you could find?

Well, as a result of the aforementioned, we must say we could do without Gwen Stefani lording it over us on stage at the NFL Kick-Off concert in New York with her flat stomach and energetic performance.

In fact, we're going to take this bare midriff outfit as a personal insult.

Also, what kind of person still fits into the crop top and trousers combo they were wearing over a decade back? Exactly.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we're off to listen to Don't Speak and contemplate the possibility of a breakfast burrito...