11/07/2013 20:10 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Wizards Of Oz! Spice Girls To Tour Australia Without Victoria Beckham

So The Spice Girls are off to Oz next year to perform a few gigs and do that whole girl power thing again. But before you whip out your union jack and "swing it, shake it, move it, make it" brace yourself because Posh will not be joining the girls. Shocker.

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Come on - did you really think the taxi-top performance at the Olympics made Posh wanna dig out the mic and pout? Ok so she never lost the pout.

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It's official too, Victoria's spokesperson told The Sun: "Victoria has no plans to tour with the Spice Girls in 2014. Her future focus concerns her family and fashion business." Wise choice Vics, wise choice.

So who would make the perfect Posh replacement? Here's three favourites we have in mind:

1. Princess Eugenie: She totally ticks the posh box, and it's not like Beatrice or Fergie would work. Too many gingers spoil the you know what...

2. Davina McCall: She's an entertainer alright - SO isn't camera shy, can blatantly pull out some fierce dance moves and well, we just love her.

3. Martine McCutcheon: The lady has just declared bankruptcy so could do with earning a few bob, plus after a few elocution lessons (she's a bit of a swearer) McCutcheon could definitely do that dark, sultry la Beckham thing.

Verdict? Who would you have join the ultimate gal group of all time?

For the love of all things SPICE let's look back at pics from way back when: