12/07/2013 17:37 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

The Royal Baby Doesn't Need This! Guess Which Reality Star Has Given Motherhood Advice To Kate Middleton?

Don't worry, we'd have never guessed this either...

Mum-of-one and star of Jersey Shore Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has written an open letter to Kate Middleton aka the Duchess of Cambridge. Wait, what? Yes, that's right. The reality telly star has been dishing out advice on motherhood and sharing her tips on how to raise the royal baby.

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In the letter, published on YourTango, Snooki wrote, "Waiting for your little Prince or Princess to arrive, I am sure you are prepared for your life to totally change - even more than it already has.

"In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn't wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo."


She added, "But that lasts for about a few days. Then it's like, 'I love you but OMG stop crying! I'm exhausted.' The lack of sleep you will get used to - just do your makeup, put a tiara on, and you'll look beautiful as usual."

We're not sure this is exactly what K-Middy needs right now, with her due date just days away, but we've got to admit it's a little bit touching.

Although most of the sentimentality was lost when Snooks suggested the Duchess could just hire Elton John to sing lullabies to her "booger". Which means baby if you're in Jersey Shore. Right.