16/07/2013 10:32 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Mark Fast Spring 2013 At London Fashion Week: A Multisensory Experience

The look:

The press notes were all "Parisian nights, broken hearts and boisterous thumping hip hop beats". Our verdict? The eighties, Whitney Houston's best hairdo, tasseled lurex capes and lots of wiggling of the butt.

The sound:

Push It by Salt 'n' Pepa

The f-row:

Pixie Lott (again) and Kelly Brook (again) and us (HURRAH!)

The smell:

The crackle of lurex static (that's a smell, right?), spilled vodka, and dodgy eighties nightclubs.

How it made us feel: