17/10/2013 14:54 BST | Updated 22/10/2013 16:42 BST

Morrissey's Autobiography, As Sung By Peter Serafinowicz (VIDEO)

Well, page one of it, at least.

Yes, if you haven't managed to get your hands on a copy of The Smiths' lead singer's autobiography - cunningly entitled 'Autobiography' - then fear not. For Mr Serafinowicz is here to bring you the opening, through the medium of Smiths-style song.

Take it away, Mozza Peter!