18/10/2013 06:49 BST | Updated 18/10/2013 07:21 BST

The World's Worst Cricket Batsman (VIDEO)

Or maybe he was just having an off-day.

Either way, this could easily be considered the worst two-ball innings of all time - as the New Zealand Herald says (although the video hails from England. Where else?!).

Bless him (Mark Armitage of Eastwood CC, that is). At least he's got slapstick nailed, eh?