A letter supposedly written by a child to Santa which lists wanted gifts by their Amazon URLs, not product names, has taken Twitter by storm.
Yes, this the second suspiciously viral Amazon-related story to hit Twitter on Cyber Monday, and as such likely more of a joke than a serious reflection of society's decline.
But if it were true, it would be pretty dispiriting - and we're sure it's happened somewhere, sometime. So, you know, recommence sadness.
Reddit users have even taken the time to type out the URL, finding that it leads to this jolly-looking remote controlled car shaped like a whale.
Take a look at the letter, below.
Dear Santa pic.twitter.com/715ZYRsr1n-- Gequeoman (@Gequeoman) November 29, 2013