05/01/2014 13:01 GMT | Updated 23/01/2014 10:52 GMT

Man Tapes Firecrackers To Lip, Predictably Gets Hurt

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting this weekend's biggest buffoon.

This young chap somehow felt compelled to tape firecrackers to his lips - he explains his thought process but all that can be made out is mumbling.

The results are somewhat predictable...