It's official. Cupid's arrows are duds, or perhaps he's just given up on us re: Valentine's Day.
What happened to giant bouquets of flowers, a hot bubble bath and watching a rom com while snuggling up under the duvet?
Old news apparently - the only reason women want to be swept off their feet now is so they can be carried on to a surgical table.
Or do they? It's hard to tell what with the survey only being conducted on women who have signed up to a cosmetic surgery database and all...