20/02/2014 06:40 GMT | Updated 20/02/2014 06:59 GMT

Sochi 2014: Sir David Attenborough Narrates Women's Curling (VIDEO)

Thank you, Radio One's Greg James, for making this happen: an alternative commentary on Olympic curling, as given by the master of nature documentaries, Sir David Attenborough.

We'll never be able to see an oversized walnut - sorry, a curling rock - in the same way again.

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