05/03/2014 05:25 GMT | Updated 05/03/2014 05:59 GMT

Tetris Business Card: The Coolest, Most-Time-Wasting Calling Card Ever Made

If you drive a Porsche yours is probably embossed, if you're a City high flyer it might even be made of metal - but if you're really someone then you have this...

A business card that plays Tetris.

Think about it. Everybody loves Tetris. The recipient will be eternally grateful. They will NEVER throw it away. You will be remembered forever.

And people won't think you're as big a twa*t as the guy with the solid gold one.

Want one? You need to get in touch with the people at Bateske.