27/06/2014 07:12 BST | Updated 27/06/2014 07:59 BST

Are These The Most Hipster Baby Names Ever? (VOTE For Your Favourite)

What do hipsters do when they grow up? They have hipster babies of course.

But with a hipster baby comes great responsibility. Like preening a hipster beard or tending to a fixed-gear bike, raising a mini hipster and helping them grow into a fully-grown hipster takes a lot of time and effort.

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Before stocking up on vintage babygrows and organic nappies, first thing's first: all hipster babies need a hipster name.

Fit Pregnancy have published a list of names fit for even the coolest bundle of joy.


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"If you are looking for a baby name that is a little out of the ordinary and defies conformity, then we have a great selection of baby names for you," they write.

We've included their suggestions in a poll below, vote for your favourite.

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[H/T Elite Daily]