01/07/2014 10:28 BST | Updated 01/07/2014 10:59 BST

World Cup 2014: James Rodríguez Victim Of Awful James Bond Headline

The name's Bond, James (pronounced "Ha-mez") Rodríguez. No one would ever say it, let alone the Colombia attacker, yet The Times of India newspaper opted for the so-bad-it's-good headline following the World Cup top scorer's two-goal display against Uruguay.

Rodríguez does at least have a Goldeneye for goal...