Bounce by the Ounce club in Preston has just released the most horrific promo video you'll ever see. Seriously, this is the worst example of advertising you will set eyes on.
While most clubs aim to sell you a super glossy image of gorgeous men and women sipping Grey Goose while expertly moving their bodies along to the sound of a killer DJ set, Bounce by the Ounce is far more, er, honest.
We guess whoever came up with this ploy deserves some kudos for truthfulness.
Watch the video here:
The video features many many sweaty dudes who've danced so ferociously their bodily fluids have leaked through their polo shirts and camo shorts. It features lots of women doing strange dance moves in very high heels.
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In sum, it's not very appealing and not, we think, a great promotion for stepping over the threshold into this club.
But, the video has already racked up almost 800,000 views (and counting) and we're pretty sure the club's official Facebook page and Twitter account will see an influx of likes and follows.
We mean who wouldn't want to follow an account that tweets such gems as: "im on another date with stella... artois!!! :)" and "I suppose she"ll have to do for now...." oh and "How can i soar like an eagle, when im surrounded by turkeys!?!"
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