03/08/2014 14:20 BST | Updated 03/08/2014 16:59 BST

Loom Band Penis Pouch Ruins Them For Everyone But It's For A Good Cause

It's official - loom bands have gone too far.

Not content with hideously adorning the wrists of practically everyone everywhere, one man has now made this...

WARNING: You can't unsee this.

Are you sure?

Ok then...

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This is Patrick Kavanagh. He's a 41-year-old postman. And he's actually a very nice chap.

Rather than creating the presumably cosy piece of attire for his own sordid needs, they're actually being used to raise money for charity.

If you want one (you do) then all you have to do is to donate to St Michael’s Hospice in Hastings and you could win one.

He might even deliver it in person.

He said: "My kids think I’m mad, but I love it.

"I’ve always been in good shape, so I don’t mind posing for pictures. After all, it’s all for a good cause, and they do say that laughter is the best medicine."