14/08/2014 16:44 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 10:12 BST

Blue Ivy's Hair Is Under Petition On Change.Org

There's a petition to comb Blue Ivy's hair doing the rounds on and it's officially THE most ridiculous thing we've heard all week.

Started by New Yorker Jasmine Toliver, the campaign intends to unite those who are concerned about the condition of Beyonce and Jay Z's daughter's hair.

"It's disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture. The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter A.K.A Jay-Z and Beyoncé has failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy Hair," writes Toliver.

"This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let's get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy's hair."

So far, so unbelievable, right? As if Blue Ivy has anything even remotely close to "matted dreads and lint balls". Her parents have a combined net worth of $900 million so we're pretty sure that they'd splash out on a good afro shampoo and conditioner.

The petition was published following photos of Jay Z and Beyonce with Blue Ivy, returning to New York after their holiday in the Hamptons looking a little jet-lagged.

Who has good hair after a little snooze time on the way home? No one - achieving good hair is difficult at the best of times in summer, even if you're not jetting all over the place.

Besides, a little frizz never did anyone any harm.

LOVE THE SUPER-CUTE BLUE IVY? Take a look at this gallery of baby photos all about the teeny tot.