14/08/2014 16:33 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Cate Blanchett In Worst Dress EVER Alert?

We love you, Cate, but we're sorry, this dress is an EPIC fashion fail of Mount Vesuvius proportions.

Cate Blanchett In Worst Dress EVER Alert?

Cate donned the Dior Couture number for the premiere of Blue Jasmine at the 39th Deauville Film Festival in France on Saturday evening - and turned heads for all the wrong reasons.

Her fab figure is hiding under what can only be described as a giant patchwork quilt. We know you're quirky, Cate, but this is just unsightly.

Cate Blanchett In Worst Dress EVER Alert?

We weren't too keen on the cobweb dress the actress chose for the film's premiere in Paris, but it was a thing of beauty compared to this oversized confection.

Bring back the sleek Alexander McQueen stunner she rocked at a premiere in July or, if Cate's taking risks, make them all as amazing as the blush Balenciaga ensemble she chose for the NY premiere of Blue Jasmine.

Anything but this.

One redeeming feature? Elegant locks. Check out more star blondes here: