14/08/2014 16:58 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 10:12 BST

'How To Understand Women': Read This 12-Year-Old Boy's Oh So Simple Insight

Many of us have tried. Most of us have failed. But now a 12-year-old boy has unlocked the secret that has baffled men for all of eternity: How to understand women!

Yes, this mini-book (four pages in length) promises to give the male of the species the wisdom we have craved for aeons. A few pearls that will forever banish the phrase, 'Eh? What I have done wrong NOW?' Advice that will consign to history the thought, 'What is she on about? I DID empty the dishwasher'.

Yes, this booklet, this manual, this bible of insight into our female partners, daughters and colleagues has been penned by a boy called Cem who – modestly, in my opinion – describes himself as 'Best Selling Author'.

And – to the eternal gratitude of MANkind – he has published his wisdom on the internet so we can all benefit.

And here it is:

"How To Understand Women.

By Cem.

This book is all about understanding women.

You can't.

The end."

At least we know now!