Many of us have tried. Most of us have failed. But now a 12-year-old boy has unlocked the secret that has baffled men for all of eternity: How to understand women!
Yes, this mini-book (four pages in length) promises to give the male of the species the wisdom we have craved for aeons. A few pearls that will forever banish the phrase, 'Eh? What I have done wrong NOW?' Advice that will consign to history the thought, 'What is she on about? I DID empty the dishwasher'.
Yes, this booklet, this manual, this bible of insight into our female partners, daughters and colleagues has been penned by a boy called Cem who – modestly, in my opinion – describes himself as 'Best Selling Author'.
And – to the eternal gratitude of MANkind – he has published his wisdom on the internet so we can all benefit.
And here it is:
"How To Understand Women.
By Cem.
This book is all about understanding women.
You can't.
The end."
At least we know now!