14/08/2014 12:40 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 06:12 BST

International Women's Day: Thirteen - The Spoof Magazine Cover That Makes Us Scared For Girls Today

People are always saying it: "I'd hate to be starting out in my career today"/ "I'd hate to be in my twenties today"/ "I'd hate to be getting married today".

Personally, we'd hate to be a kid today - specifically, a girl - and this spoof magazine cover created by Catapult to mark International Women's Day chillingly confirms it.

Catapult Thirteen magazine cover

Thirteen has all the tips a gal in her tweens needs to make sure she's not being pimped by her boyfriend and teaches her how to run in heels. "6 Fashion Tips That Could Save Your LIfe", it crows.

Now, obviously, this isn't real. The sad thing is, it does say something quite devastating about being a teenage girl right now.

For more info on International Women's Day check out its website here.